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Hitchhiking deer

October 08, 2004 @ 00:10 By: gordon Category: Seen on the 'net

As some people know, I hit a deer a few years ago in Virginia. The deer I hit was not as fortunate as this one.

I bet the conversation went something like this:
“Hey, Bob, you know you have a deer stuck to your bumper, eh?”
“Pfft… nice try, Simon.”
“Uh, no, seriously, Bob.”
“Riiight. Bit early to have gone to the pu…b”
“…”
“Erm. Say, Simon… It appears there’s a deer stuck to my bumper.”